Some of last year's Clarionites contacted me and asked me to put this advice for you on this blog.
Here we go!
See you soon,
Shelley
From Ghislaine Lai:
- Go to the 99 Ranch across the bookstore. It is so close. The food is so cheap. The small bits of control are so precious.
- Sleep a lot. It saves lives.
From Karen Osborne:
- Leave every single expectation you have at at the door.
- Go to the beach as much as you can.
- Pull at least one all-nighter, but not too many.
- Don't shirk while critiquing your classmates' work, even if it's late and you're tired. You will learn the most through seeing what they do and recognizing it in your own work.
- Earplugs. Noise-cancelling headphones. The sports teens are many, and they are loud.
- Have your friends at home send you care packages and encouraging letters -- they will feel AMAZING when it's week four and you're exhausted!
- Don't stay safe with your writing. Experiment. Do something new. Don't aim to sell these stories; aim to write the most gonzo, beautiful, stories-of-your-heart that you possibly can. You will never have this chance again.
- Your story starts on page 6. Trust us. We know.
- Sit together as a class for every meal.
- It's fine to say to your friends and family: "Guys, I'm just not going to deal with this problem right now, I'm in California doing this thing I've wanted to do my entire life, if the house isn't burning down I'm not listening to you lalalalalaaaaa." Live in the liminal space for as long as you can.
From Ma. Christina Cruz:
Clarion 2018! This workshop changed my entire relationship with Story for good. I hope it does this for you, too. Here are some notes from the random Pinoy (Filipino) from last year's Clarion:
- First, trust the process.
- Second, enjoy it. This will never happen again. That is a good thing. If you feel you're too stressed to enjoy it, then just remember to breathe.
- There will be seagulls. Sometimes squawking at the seagulls will result in seagulls squawking back. Do not approach baby seagulls. They are bait.
- Drop everything when you see dogs. Pet them.
- There will be, from time to time, murderous screams from kids and adults near the dorms. Do not be afraid unless they are directly screaming at you. Plan accordingly. Ear plugs, good heaphones, etc.
- For my fellow people from the tropics, there will be very cold nights and nice warm days. Bring appropriate clothing. Moisturize. Sunscreen. When you finally break and need rice there is some at the complex with the snazzy bookstore inside the campus. There is also Panda Express. Possibly sushi.
- Raid the salad bar everyday. Stay healthy!
- Buy a SIM, it's just easier that way (unless your phone's locked to your network, in which case bring a dumb phone AND buy a SIM). You will need it for emergency purposes at least one time during the workshop.
- Chair in room not that comfy. Sit on your pillow, see if that helps.
- Stretch, walk, do something physical everyday.
- Get to know your roommates, they will see you at your best and at your worst. Be there when they need you, ask them how they're doing, support their process, declare your own.
- You will, at the end of it all, have to find a way to ship reams of paper (copies of your stories with handwritten crits on them) to your house. Consider just taking a picture of each page with crits using Evernote (it has an auto-scan mode) if shipping cost will be a problem. Do it early enough and you can spend your last day chilling instead of frantically taking photos of paper.
- If you all go digital with the critiquing, great, but do not assume at the onset that everybody is comfortable with purely online commenting--you will grow to love the hearts and enthusiastic check marks people draw on parts of your story.
- Be kind but be yourself with your workshop mates. They are yours now. For life.
From Nina Niskanen:
A few things I wish I'd known before Clarion:
- Doing the critiques for others is even more important than getting critiqued. I had so many lightbulb moments because of the critiques I gave.
- It is okay not to do everything. You do not need to submit a story every week.
- Being unable to language is common.
- The California Sun is a Thing. Sunscreen is your friend. SPF50 and up.
- Mysterious Galaxy is an amazing place with wonderful people who will do their best to make it into nerd haven.
- Use the pre-workshop nervous energy to brainstorm some ideas.
- Your classmates are also your secret weapon, not just during the six weeks, but later as well. They'll be there to cheer you on and share resources of places to submit your stories.
- Organize an ice-breaker as soon as possible. Start talking to each other immediately, if not sooner.
- Do at least a little exercise daily! Seriously! I am not one prone to exercise normally, but became fanatical about it during those six weeks. Stretching, yoga, walking, or even get a "membership" at the gym/pool. The chairs in the class are murder on your back and the mattresses aren't much better. Exercise to make sure that you can keep working because pain is a terrific killer of creativity!
- Walk to the beach to watch the sunset as often as possible. It takes 20-30 minutes of your evening but it's also a good chance to step out and remind your brain that your body exists.
- Find a way to talk to each other digitally. Our class has a slack and we still talk to each other over it, but it was also a wonderful way to keep track of everyone during our time at UCSD.
- Clean up after yourself in the common room! There is no one to clean after you but your classmates and they're also busy with all the same stuff you're busy with! Don't leave one or two people as the responsible ones who have to organize everyone else as well!
- Steal ice cream and popsicles from the cafe!
- Fill the common room walls with silly drawings and encouraging or funny sentences!


